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Eiffel Tower in Paris closed for two hours after bomb scare
Fri Aug 9, 2013
I am sure a few drunk tourists in Vegas will be freaked out over this. Perhaps they need to add that this was in Paris, FRANCE.
Sexual distraction? The fear that may keep women out of Special Ops
Thu Jul 18, 2013
Great, now these women will be checking me out in the shower! Wait, I guess that argument was lost with don't ask, don't tell. Great, now all these women will be focused on how to get in my pants instead of their mission.
Ex-Pentagon general target of leak investigation, sources say
Thu Jun 27, 2013
The retired General was last seen boarding a flight bound for Hong Kong after applying for asylum in multiple countries. His passport application was expeditied by the GOP led Congress.
Taliban rejects peace talks after deputy chief killed in US drone strike
Thu May 30, 2013
Their new leader is Khan?! Holy crap, we need the Enterprise and Spock to deal with him...he's like a superman!
He's labeled a sex offender — for sleeping with his own wife
Wed Jul 27, 2011
I bet you could get him off over the phone...just talk dirty.
Missing Americans in boat sinking likely dead, official says
Tue Jul 5, 2011
Yeah, I heard a radio ad for windsurfing on my boom box just this past weekend. ;-)
Casey Anthony trial halted after outburst in the court
Fri May 20, 2011
Navy SEAL Team 6 could storm the courtroom and shoot her as a training exercise. Not as big of a deal as OBL, but still a great service to their country.
Regulator sues Starbucks for firing a dwarf in Texas
Tue May 17, 2011
LOL @ coffee bean counter. "Here midget, go count coffee beans. And don't put any up your nose!"
AirTran pilot removed from flight
Mon May 16, 2011
actually, he will be offered a chance at rehab to regain his license. It involves treatment and some very strict adherance to testing. It takes a year to complete it all before he will be able to reapply for his flight certificate to fly again.
How Viagra can mess up your marriage
Fri Apr 22, 2011
women should be subservient to men, for they were made for him to take pleasure in. And like it says above: if they turn into fat couch potatos they can be replaced easily. Read your Bible. Women can grow up to be some male doctors nurse or a male lawyers secretary. Don't think God made you equal. T …
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